I am trying to escape horrible world news! Help!
U n h a p p y L i t t e r - P i c k e r !
Picking up the local poo
Ginnel is our local loo
Paper chase, scratch-card and bill
‘Guess I’ve really had my fill?
Dull the sky and sad my mood
Lots of bread: it’s pigeon food!
Garden, even got a rat
Named it Boris, “just like that”!
Trump is grinning from the screen
Planning something foul and mean?
P’rhaps that’s Boris on his head?
“Thank you, neighbours, gulls are fed!”
Cabinet of millionaires
“Sharing all our woes and cares”?
‘Pick another fag-pack up
Beer cans and a plastic cup!
Friends are leaving Wand’rers’ club
Walk the coast, straight to the pub?
Someone’s sprayed some sticky glue
Grinning at me, awful blue!
“Daily Mail” abandoned…. shame?
Brexit “head”line rather tame?
Man is angry: “Sun’s sold out!”
“Read the Guardian, if in doubt!
“Thank you!”, ‘left me bags of crap
‘Like to give them all a “Zap”
Flower pot, I’ll put it on
Whist’ling lovely German song! (“Fledermaus”)
Garden, ‘hear a blackbird sing
‘Least we have one “happy thing”!
I’m admiring brand-new gate
Spring soon coming, ‘cannot wait!
Swarm of starlings wakes me up
Whisky in my Bullish cup (New club?)
“Yiamas!”, news to break the gloom
From my darkest Brexit tomb! Amen xxxx